GOD IN A BOX (Makes the perfect Christmas Gift)
On Sale Now!Tired of arguing with atheists --
on whether or not God exists?
Sick of their stupid lack of faith,
then this deal just can't be missed!It's buy two for the price of one,
but only for a limited time,
so hurry! hurry! time's running out,
deals like this are hard to find.Got aching joints or ingrown nails?
A sincere *prayer might help...
but **rub in some God™ and w' a bit of faith,
we guarantee to cure your ills.The perfect gift on Christmas morn,
for mama, your brothers, sisters too!
Just imagine the thrill your kids will get,
when they open God in a Box™ from you.
*(Prayers not included).
**Manufacturer refuses to be held liable, for, (but not limited to)
hemorroids, natural disasters, fatal intestinal disorders, calamities, boils.Robyn (alt.atheism): Is this anything like the Pet Rock?
Sharon: Perhaps the pet rock of ages.
The Last Liberal: No: rocks exist.
Sharon: It's real enough, if the price is right.
Ed: Better stock up now! Due to high demand, we've even added a "three for one" special, plus we'll throw in a free, "Angels On the Head of a Pin!"
AND A FREE BONUS copy of Jonathan Winters' comedy CD, "I've got God in my Heart, but the Devil is in my Pants."
UPS or Fed Ex. No checks please.
A perfect gift for everyone
I guess that's only fair;
we untie the knot and peer inside,
there's nothing there but air!Bob
Humanist Brit
Hong Kong
Sign me up for a half dozen now!
Hey Sharon, Wasn't "God In a Box" what early Israel had and carried with them in the Sinai and was latter made popular in Steven Spielberg's "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?
--Harry McCall
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